Thursday, March 4, 2010

How romantic!

Haven’t read these, but I understand they are romance novels. This is lightly edited to protect identities and for brevity. It kind of reminded me of the morning after.

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10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chief,
I gotta know. Did she use the EPT in the bathroom? Did it come back positive?

Gun Nut

Anonymous said...

Attention Shoplifters:

Steal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters.

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Tom Casady said...

Gun Nut

It was a multi-pack, and when it was recovered, one of the individual tests was missing. I guess you'll have to draw your own inference from that....

Anonymous said...

Sounds like there is a baby Renesmee on the way...

Anonymous said...

If you can't afford to buy your own EPTs, you can't afford a pregnancy, so maybe you shouldn't do what can cause fertilization.

ARRRRG!!!! said...

I wonder if those romance novels had anything to do with her 'problems'.

Anonymous said...

I just noticed the titles of the two books she boosted, and the titles didn't surprise me. While the vast majority of that genre's fans are not crooks, most crookettes would be fans of that genre.

Anonymous said...

Thanks ARRRRGH! I've been looking for new reading material!

Steve said...

I'm guessing the test results were negative. Otherwise, she would probably have boosted some clothes hangers.

Trevor Brass said...

"Steal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters."

"Edward would NEVER say that!"
-Stickyfingers

Perhaps this is because he doesn't exist?!