Thursday, March 4, 2010

How romantic!

Haven’t read these, but I understand they are romance novels. This is lightly edited to protect identities and for brevity. It kind of reminded me of the morning after.

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Posted by Tom Casady at 5:19 AM

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Chief,
I gotta know. Did she use the EPT in the bathroom? Did it come back positive?

Gun Nut

March 4, 2010 at 9:13 AM
Anonymous said...

Attention Shoplifters:

Steal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters.

256

March 4, 2010 at 9:38 AM
Tom Casady said...

Gun Nut

It was a multi-pack, and when it was recovered, one of the individual tests was missing. I guess you'll have to draw your own inference from that....

March 4, 2010 at 9:42 AM
Anonymous said...

Sounds like there is a baby Renesmee on the way...

March 4, 2010 at 10:35 AM
Anonymous said...

If you can't afford to buy your own EPTs, you can't afford a pregnancy, so maybe you shouldn't do what can cause fertilization.

March 4, 2010 at 10:45 AM
ARRRRG!!!! said...

I wonder if those romance novels had anything to do with her 'problems'.

March 4, 2010 at 11:05 AM
Anonymous said...

I just noticed the titles of the two books she boosted, and the titles didn't surprise me. While the vast majority of that genre's fans are not crooks, most crookettes would be fans of that genre.

March 4, 2010 at 1:44 PM
Anonymous said...

Thanks ARRRRGH! I've been looking for new reading material!

March 4, 2010 at 3:07 PM
Steve said...

I'm guessing the test results were negative. Otherwise, she would probably have boosted some clothes hangers.

March 4, 2010 at 3:16 PM
Trevor said...

"Steal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters."

"Edward would NEVER say that!"
-Stickyfingers

Perhaps this is because he doesn't exist?!

March 4, 2010 at 4:39 PM

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