The Director's Desk: Two-ply preferred

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Two-ply preferred

First it was the beer box bandit, now it is Mr. Toilet Paper Head. I really can’t make this stuff up.

17 comments:

ARRRRG!!!! said...: I've never used it on my head.; April 27, 2010 at 7:53 AM
Anonymous said...: I loved the way Minary did the crimestoppers story about the beer box. THIS ONE... there are too many ways to have fun with it. I cant wait!; April 27, 2010 at 8:35 AM
Anonymous said...: The disguise was appropriate, because the robber was obviously a spithead (or, rather, something which rhymes with that).

Chief,

What are the odds that the suspect recently did some time for felony assault?; April 27, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Steve said...: Of course this guy had toilet paper wrapped around his head; he spends most of his time with it shoved up his ...; April 27, 2010 at 9:19 AM
Steve said...: Were you able to determine the brand of toilet paper? There may be a way to determine the purchaser if they bought it on line, especially if they bought this brand.; April 27, 2010 at 10:24 AM
Anonymous said...: Quoting Hamlet: "TP or not TP, that is the question"

Chief-Obviously a career criminal with a well planned and executed master crime. Please tell me you have video of this one. I need a good laugh.

256; April 27, 2010 at 10:38 AM
Anonymous said...: Customer Shoots, Kills Would-Be Armed Robber
in Omaha. Good job!; April 27, 2010 at 12:14 PM
Anonymous said...: Hope the perp bought enough for his lengthy stay at the stoney-lonesome...He'll probably be needing it!; April 27, 2010 at 12:33 PM
Jared said...: As you wish:

toilet paper video; April 27, 2010 at 2:13 PM
Anonymous said...: Chief,

What is LPD's 10-year average clearance rate on armed business robberies? I know it's higher than many cities our size.; April 27, 2010 at 2:32 PM
Matt said...: @ Steve: I found the vid earlier as I was perusing the internet--http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0427101tp1.html; April 27, 2010 at 4:07 PM
Anonymous said...: Jared and Chief-Loved the video. Thanks.

256; April 27, 2010 at 8:18 PM
Anonymous said...: Obviously a poser. All the cool kids are into Quilted Northern 3-ply now.; April 28, 2010 at 8:53 AM
Cal said...: He probably had some very distinct tattoos on his face, neck, etc....
and everyone knows that wearing a ski mask in the spring is a fashion no-no...; April 28, 2010 at 11:35 AM
That's what she said...: White before Labor Day?!?!? The cad!; April 28, 2010 at 4:28 PM
Anonymous said...: If he gets caught, it will probably be because of a stoolie!; April 29, 2010 at 8:50 AM
モバゲー said...: モバゲータウンでいろんな異性と交流を深めあいませんか。異性に対して経験がない方でも簡単にお楽しみいただける、シンプルかつ効率的に優れているサイトとなっています; May 22, 2010 at 7:28 PM

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Two-ply preferred

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