Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Two-ply preferred

First it was the beer box bandit, now it is Mr. Toilet Paper Head.  I really can’t make this stuff up.

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17 comments:

ARRRRG!!!! said...

I've never used it on my head.

Anonymous said...

I loved the way Minary did the crimestoppers story about the beer box. THIS ONE... there are too many ways to have fun with it. I cant wait!

Anonymous said...

The disguise was appropriate, because the robber was obviously a spithead (or, rather, something which rhymes with that).

Chief,

What are the odds that the suspect recently did some time for felony assault?

Steve said...

Of course this guy had toilet paper wrapped around his head; he spends most of his time with it shoved up his ...

Steve said...

Were you able to determine the brand of toilet paper? There may be a way to determine the purchaser if they bought it on line, especially if they bought this brand.

Anonymous said...

Quoting Hamlet: "TP or not TP, that is the question"

Chief-Obviously a career criminal with a well planned and executed master crime. Please tell me you have video of this one. I need a good laugh.

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Anonymous said...

Customer Shoots, Kills Would-Be Armed Robber
in Omaha. Good job!

Anonymous said...

Hope the perp bought enough for his lengthy stay at the stoney-lonesome...He'll probably be needing it!

Jared said...

As you wish:

toilet paper video

Anonymous said...

Chief,

What is LPD's 10-year average clearance rate on armed business robberies? I know it's higher than many cities our size.

Matt said...

@ Steve: I found the vid earlier as I was perusing the internet--http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0427101tp1.html

Anonymous said...

Jared and Chief-Loved the video. Thanks.

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Anonymous said...

Obviously a poser. All the cool kids are into Quilted Northern 3-ply now.

Cal said...

He probably had some very distinct tattoos on his face, neck, etc....
and everyone knows that wearing a ski mask in the spring is a fashion no-no...

That's what she said...

White before Labor Day?!?!? The cad!

Anonymous said...

If he gets caught, it will probably be because of a stoolie!

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