Friday, November 14, 2008

If cops wrt gr8 wrks of lit

blog ded, twtr in. no prob, we abbrv n e thing. evr read IR? if cops wrt gr8 wrks of lit:


Disturbance-Other
Reporting party rec. quasi-threatening letter from PRs # 1 thru 57. PRs stated that it is necessary to end political bonds with RP. These same parties also claimed that the following is obvious: all parties created equal, w/certain rights, i.e. life, liberty, happiness. PRs also claim that RP's gov. is supposed to ensure said rights and has not done so. Parties stated they intended to take matters into own hands. A dist. btw. RP and PRs occ. subsequent to these statements. For details see supp.

Trespassing
Def. was obs. op. horse-drawn sleigh on private property. Upon contact, he stated he stopped veh. near woods, btw. lake and village just to "have a look" at snowfall. Def. states he knows owner of woods resides in village, but could not come up w/owner's name. Def. said he didn't think anyone would mind if he stopped at said woods. Def. admits he had no permission to be in woods. Unk. exactly what def. was doing to/with his horse in woods. Made strange remark about no houses nearby.  Def. was lodged in jail after stating that he intended to flee jurisdiction by continuing travel: "...miles to go before I sleep." If contacted, keep in mind as poss. peeper.

10 comments:

jlrybx said...

lmao, lol, and rofl

Anonymous said...

Hansel and Gretel would be interesting, because you'd have the child welfare angle, conspiracy to commit two murders, and a justifiable homicide (oh, the paperwork). The Three Little Pigs: Three home invasions, two grisly murders, and one justifiable homicide.

Anonymous said...

I got the disturbance right away, but had to think for a while on that trespassing case!

Tom Casady said...

9:07-

You can't say that on my blog--even in three letters!

Anonymous said...

I, don't thnk we have to guess on Which Three, that's 4 sure!

ARRRRG!!!! said...

I always make sure I use a spelling and grammer checker.

Stay in skewl.

Anonymous said...

I think the trespassing case might lead you to a person of interest by the name of Nicolai Dalchimsky, and...wait, my telefon is ringing, be right back...

Michael said...

I disagree with the linked blog in your post and your blog is a perfect example of why I disagree. Twitter is to blogging as a sound bite is to news.

Twitter is for people who don't have much to say. I would rather read something insightful.

Tom Casady said...

10:34-

Ahh, yes, Charles Bronson. These woods are indeep dark and deep.

Michael-

Did you read the comments following the Wired article? Looks like a consensus.

News Producer said...

Good Post! It's the kind of thing that takes a long time (for those of us not in the police force) trying to figure out what the heck the abbreviations are... especially us media! Maybe that's why you do it! :)