Thursday, June 5, 2008

One solved, two to go

Officer K. Flood, our always-diligent public information officer, informed the local media about this cleared case yesterday morning at our regular daily press briefing (click to enlarge):


It is not evident from this report that the investigating officer is aware of the following cases, which by time, date, location and modus operandi appear to be related:





So, two additional cases of flaming dog poo await potential clearance, thanks to the sophisticated database and crime analysis. It did not escape my notice that the investigating officer who cleared the Glenwood Drive case is one of our K-9 handlers. Jake will be even more proud if his partner clears up two more FBI Part 1 arson offenses.


13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where are the parents? These hooligans need to be taught a lesson.

Someone should short sheet their beds, put their hands in a bowl of warm water while they sleep, and stretch Saran Wrap tightly over the bowls of their toilets!

Anonymous said...

Wowza. I am having flashbacks to the movie Billy Madison! That da** poop again!!!!

Anonymous said...

Chief, you've got a full address in the third incident report.

Anonymous said...

Those dogs look kick a$$ in that canine kevlar! I have a big dog and sometimes I wish his poo was flaming because sometimes I don't realize it's there until I step in it - especially when I'm hunting for pirate treasure. OK, I added a pirate reference. It seems to be the hip thing to do on this blog!

Anonymous said...

This life of crime they are leading is going to get them no where. What next? taking bulbs out of chirstmas lights? TPing houses?

Throw the book at them, literally!

Tom Casady said...

Thanks, 9:03--took care of that.

Anonymous said...

I smell a POoP project!!!!

Anonymous said...

Problem Oriented Offal Policing?

Anonymous said...

arghh mateeee, me see arggh city has gone to the dogs, arghhhh.

Anonymous said...

I think they should each be given a wedgie.

Anonymous said...

Did anyone ever find out who was blowing up the portapotties?

Anonymous said...

Hows about LPD charge the citizens(kids parents) for shenanagans like this. I know LFR charges citizens for ambulance calls(and no, I'm not suggesting that medical calls are on the same plane as poopoo). Why not LPD?? Sounds like a good method to generate revenue and will likely decline in the silly calls to the police.

Anonymous said...

The burning question I have is did anyone fall for this prank and stomp out the fire. Heeeheeeheee.
I remember doing this as a kid. Ooops I don't think that came out in my polygraph.