The Director's Desk: Like I always say…

Tuesday, August 3, 2010

…you just can’t make this stuff up. I think we could add one more identifying characteristic to the suspect’s description, though.

Anonymous said...: I am having such an Austin Powers flashback right now.; August 3, 2010 at 8:47 AM
Anonymous said...: Chief,
His next stop will probably be one of the local Pharmacies. Keep an eye out in the Viagra aisle. Four hours later you can probably expect a 911 call if he heeds the warnings on the label.

Gun Nut.; August 3, 2010 at 11:14 AM
Steve said...: Chief:

If you're thinking of adding undersized penis to the suspect's description, keep in mind, he may have been stealing the item to give to his boy friend.; August 3, 2010 at 11:30 AM
Anonymous said...: Chief-The Mastergagu pump has a female equivalent. It's called the Lady Gaga. Probably in a different aisle at the store.

256; August 3, 2010 at 1:51 PM
ARRRRG!!!! said...: I couldn't find anything to post that would make the cut. The closest I could come involved a peg leg but I don't think it would pass the 'mother test' either.

I'll keep looking.; August 3, 2010 at 6:01 PM
Anonymous said...: Chief, do those things really work?; August 4, 2010 at 11:25 AM
Cedric Satterfield said...: Usually if you have an 'issue' with that aspect of your life you can get one prescribed to you.; August 10, 2010 at 9:16 AM

Tuesday, August 3, 2010