Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Like I always say…

…you just can’t make this stuff up. I think we could add one more identifying characteristic to the suspect’s description, though. 

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7 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am having such an Austin Powers flashback right now.

Anonymous said...

Chief,
His next stop will probably be one of the local Pharmacies. Keep an eye out in the Viagra aisle. Four hours later you can probably expect a 911 call if he heeds the warnings on the label.

Gun Nut.

Steve said...

Chief:

If you're thinking of adding undersized penis to the suspect's description, keep in mind, he may have been stealing the item to give to his boy friend.

Anonymous said...

Chief-The Mastergagu pump has a female equivalent. It's called the Lady Gaga. Probably in a different aisle at the store.

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ARRRRG!!!! said...

I couldn't find anything to post that would make the cut. The closest I could come involved a peg leg but I don't think it would pass the 'mother test' either.

I'll keep looking.

Anonymous said...

Chief, do those things really work?

Zen said...

Usually if you have an 'issue' with that aspect of your life you can get one prescribed to you.