In keeping with this holiday tradition, a few one-liners from Thanksgiving day's dispatches:
REALLY DRUNK MAN IN GOLD DODGE 4DR IN FRONT OF LIQUOR STORE
INFANT LEFT UN ATTENDED RED PONTIAC GRAND PRIX
BYFRND IS OUTSIDE WANTS TO BEAT HER UP AGAIN
COMP SAYS THAT PEOPLE ARE TYRING TO DRUG HER AND DO THINGS TO HER
44 YOM SAYS THAT HE JUST WOKE UP AND THAT HIS FEET ARE FROZEN
V PUNCHED & HIT BY UNK PR CAUSNG LACERATIONS/ABRASIONS/V WENT TO HOSP
KWN RESIDENT OF HOME PUNCHED VICTIM APPROX 20 TIMES
V WAS PUNCHED BY KWN PRTY WHEN ARGUMENT BECAME PHYSICAL
V PUSHED AND HIT BY KWN PRTY DURING PHYSICAL CONFRONTATION
MOTHER'S BF KICKED PUNCHED BIT AND SCRATCHED VICTIM
V SCRATCHED WHEN TRYING TO SEPARATE MOTHER'S BF & BROTHER IN FIGHT
V'S EXBF IS OUT OF PRISON & KEEPS CALLING HER UPSETTING V
V'S SON GOT ANGRY AND WAS YELLING AT OTHER FAMILY MEMBERS
DAUGHTER'S EX-HUSBAND MADE THREATS OVER THE PHONE
V'S GF WAS ANGRY & DROVE HER VEH INTO BACK OF HIS VEH TO CAUSE DAMAGE
V'S BF BROKE HER CELL PHONE DURING ARGUMENT
Friday, November 27, 2009
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Let's not forget this one:
V'S EX BF CHOKED & PUNCHED HER TILL SHE BLACKED OUT/TRANSP TO HOSP
Isn't it wonderful when family and friends can gather together to enjoy the holiday?
How do they do this? How do the people that are police officers keep from going insane? Day in and day out, this has to grow on you.
The day for our family was very good. We do not do the alcohol ritual and today we have a great time on every holiday. Most people are blind to the impact a few drinks has on their disposition. And the Holiday season has just started.
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My Thanksgiving was going good until The Captain showed up and it all broke loose but every thing calmed down eventually.
Chief, not to change the subject, but is it possible that the lovely couple in A9-103373 and A9-103873 are one in the same? Just a thought!
I'd laugh if it wasn't so disturbing. So the drunks prevail just too many to fix. Never met a drunk I liked. Enjoy the holidays officers.
We should all give thanks that we have Chief Casady and the LPD to handle these somewhat depressing, yet common events, as well as the more serious threats to the well being of society.
Thank you, Chief.
7:40 -
Same pair, yes.
A9-117376 should really be on the list.
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