Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Can't make this stuff up

What more can I say? (click to enlarge)

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

You could say:

"Keep your pants on."

Anonymous said...

I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

Anonymous said...

and the 2008 Stupid Criminal of the Year award goes to...

Anonymous said...

Classic and hilarious all at the same time. Next I bet there'll be a report of stolen suspenders and a guy trying to deduct suspenders off his taxes for a work expense.

Anonymous said...

At least he tried to take the good stuff. I don't understand when they run out of the store with a case of Keystone Light when a case of Corona is just as easy to take.

Mama always said..... said...

'Stupid is as stupid does.'

Tom Casady said...

9:52-

LOL, I never should have checked that link. I snorted my coffee. but I had to moderate your comment out--it's not obscene exactly, but I can't in good conscience subject unsuspecting readers to such a...traumatic...image.

Anonymous said...

ahhh come on

Anonymous said...

just put a disclaimer

9:52 said...

I understand. I'll just have to keep trying to find a Pirate with no pants.

Anonymous said...

9:22am-

Actually a case of Keystone would be easier (but certainly not tastier). The glass that Corona is bottled in would be a lot tougher to carry, noisy and not to mention if you drop it it breaks.


WHY LIE??? NEED BEER!!!!

Anonymous said...

Was the deleted video link as funny as this classic clip?

Anonymous said...

@10:55

Great clip. They must have stopped tape before the cop started laughing. I'd have to call for medical for myself because I'd need oxygen from laughing so hard. Probably get written up too.

Anonymous said...

hahahaha, our whole office laughed!!!!

Anonymous said...

You can't feel too sorry about the guy face-planting himself, when you think of him driving when he was that drunk. He could have easily plowed into someone else out there and hurt them far worse.

A few weeks back, the Larimer County (Colorado) Sheriff's Dept. (go to the "Bull Sheet" link for 7/16/2008) got a DUI suspect that apparently drove almost all the way from Cheyenne, Wyoming to Ft. Collins, Colorado (about 30 miles) - on the wrong side of I-25!

Anonymous said...

http://www.wunderground.com/wximage/viewsingleimage.html?mode=singleimage&handle=brian904&number=11&gallery=CURRWEATHER

Anonymous said...

Who says you can't be a fashionable criminal? Baggy pants are in style!

Anonymous said...

I'm assuming the suspect has a name. Why not post that so maybe someone will turn him in? Oh wait I forgot everything we do around here is a big secret