Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Two-ply preferred

First it was the beer box bandit, now it is Mr. Toilet Paper Head.  I really can’t make this stuff up.

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  1. I loved the way Minary did the crimestoppers story about the beer box. THIS ONE... there are too many ways to have fun with it. I cant wait!

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  2. The disguise was appropriate, because the robber was obviously a spithead (or, rather, something which rhymes with that).

    Chief,

    What are the odds that the suspect recently did some time for felony assault?

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  3. Of course this guy had toilet paper wrapped around his head; he spends most of his time with it shoved up his ...

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  4. Were you able to determine the brand of toilet paper? There may be a way to determine the purchaser if they bought it on line, especially if they bought this brand.

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  5. Quoting Hamlet: "TP or not TP, that is the question"

    Chief-Obviously a career criminal with a well planned and executed master crime. Please tell me you have video of this one. I need a good laugh.

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  6. Customer Shoots, Kills Would-Be Armed Robber
    in Omaha. Good job!

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  7. Hope the perp bought enough for his lengthy stay at the stoney-lonesome...He'll probably be needing it!

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  8. Chief,

    What is LPD's 10-year average clearance rate on armed business robberies? I know it's higher than many cities our size.

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  9. @ Steve: I found the vid earlier as I was perusing the internet--http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2010/0427101tp1.html

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  10. Jared and Chief-Loved the video. Thanks.

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  11. Obviously a poser. All the cool kids are into Quilted Northern 3-ply now.

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  12. He probably had some very distinct tattoos on his face, neck, etc....
    and everyone knows that wearing a ski mask in the spring is a fashion no-no...

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  13. White before Labor Day?!?!? The cad!

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  14. If he gets caught, it will probably be because of a stoolie!

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  15. モバゲータウンでいろんな異性と交流を深めあいませんか。異性に対して経験がない方でも簡単にお楽しみいただける、シンプルかつ効率的に優れているサイトとなっています

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