Tuesday, July 29, 2008

Can't make this stuff up

What more can I say? (click to enlarge)

17 comments:

  1. You could say:

    "Keep your pants on."

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  2. I don't care who ya are, that's funny.

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  3. and the 2008 Stupid Criminal of the Year award goes to...

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  4. Classic and hilarious all at the same time. Next I bet there'll be a report of stolen suspenders and a guy trying to deduct suspenders off his taxes for a work expense.

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  5. At least he tried to take the good stuff. I don't understand when they run out of the store with a case of Keystone Light when a case of Corona is just as easy to take.

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  6. 9:52-

    LOL, I never should have checked that link. I snorted my coffee. but I had to moderate your comment out--it's not obscene exactly, but I can't in good conscience subject unsuspecting readers to such a...traumatic...image.

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  7. just put a disclaimer

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  8. I understand. I'll just have to keep trying to find a Pirate with no pants.

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  9. 9:22am-

    Actually a case of Keystone would be easier (but certainly not tastier). The glass that Corona is bottled in would be a lot tougher to carry, noisy and not to mention if you drop it it breaks.


    WHY LIE??? NEED BEER!!!!

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  10. Was the deleted video link as funny as this classic clip?

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  11. @10:55

    Great clip. They must have stopped tape before the cop started laughing. I'd have to call for medical for myself because I'd need oxygen from laughing so hard. Probably get written up too.

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  12. hahahaha, our whole office laughed!!!!

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  13. You can't feel too sorry about the guy face-planting himself, when you think of him driving when he was that drunk. He could have easily plowed into someone else out there and hurt them far worse.

    A few weeks back, the Larimer County (Colorado) Sheriff's Dept. (go to the "Bull Sheet" link for 7/16/2008) got a DUI suspect that apparently drove almost all the way from Cheyenne, Wyoming to Ft. Collins, Colorado (about 30 miles) - on the wrong side of I-25!

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  14. http://www.wunderground.com/wximage/viewsingleimage.html?mode=singleimage&handle=brian904&number=11&gallery=CURRWEATHER

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  15. Who says you can't be a fashionable criminal? Baggy pants are in style!

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  16. I'm assuming the suspect has a name. Why not post that so maybe someone will turn him in? Oh wait I forgot everything we do around here is a big secret

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