Thursday, June 5, 2008

One solved, two to go

Officer K. Flood, our always-diligent public information officer, informed the local media about this cleared case yesterday morning at our regular daily press briefing (click to enlarge):


It is not evident from this report that the investigating officer is aware of the following cases, which by time, date, location and modus operandi appear to be related:





So, two additional cases of flaming dog poo await potential clearance, thanks to the sophisticated database and crime analysis. It did not escape my notice that the investigating officer who cleared the Glenwood Drive case is one of our K-9 handlers. Jake will be even more proud if his partner clears up two more FBI Part 1 arson offenses.


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13 comments:

  1. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 6:34 AM

    Where are the parents? These hooligans need to be taught a lesson.

    Someone should short sheet their beds, put their hands in a bowl of warm water while they sleep, and stretch Saran Wrap tightly over the bowls of their toilets!

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  2. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 8:52 AM

    Wowza. I am having flashbacks to the movie Billy Madison! That da** poop again!!!!

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  3. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 9:03 AM

    Chief, you've got a full address in the third incident report.

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  4. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 9:09 AM

    Those dogs look kick a$$ in that canine kevlar! I have a big dog and sometimes I wish his poo was flaming because sometimes I don't realize it's there until I step in it - especially when I'm hunting for pirate treasure. OK, I added a pirate reference. It seems to be the hip thing to do on this blog!

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  5. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 9:14 AM

    This life of crime they are leading is going to get them no where. What next? taking bulbs out of chirstmas lights? TPing houses?

    Throw the book at them, literally!

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  6. Tom CasadyJune 5, 2008 at 9:40 AM

    Thanks, 9:03--took care of that.

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  7. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 9:50 AM

    I smell a POoP project!!!!

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  8. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 10:25 AM

    Problem Oriented Offal Policing?

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  9. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 10:39 AM

    arghh mateeee, me see arggh city has gone to the dogs, arghhhh.

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  10. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 11:50 AM

    I think they should each be given a wedgie.

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  11. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 12:59 PM

    Did anyone ever find out who was blowing up the portapotties?

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  12. AnonymousJune 5, 2008 at 5:22 PM

    Hows about LPD charge the citizens(kids parents) for shenanagans like this. I know LFR charges citizens for ambulance calls(and no, I'm not suggesting that medical calls are on the same plane as poopoo). Why not LPD?? Sounds like a good method to generate revenue and will likely decline in the silly calls to the police.

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  13. AnonymousJune 8, 2008 at 4:29 PM

    The burning question I have is did anyone fall for this prank and stomp out the fire. Heeeheeeheee.
    I remember doing this as a kid. Ooops I don't think that came out in my polygraph.

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