Officer Katie Flood serves as our public information officer, takes care of our public web site, and publishes our annual report, among other duties. As a result, she spends a fair amount of time at her computer. I was walking down the hallway yesterday and saw Officer Katie Flood smiling at her monitor. I knew it had to be something good, so I stopped and inquired.
"I just saw this headline, and was expecting something a little different," she said.
I glanced at the headline, and my mind's eye immediately inserted a "t" in the word "sealing." I guess we all tend to see things through the lens of our professional experience.
When I think of joints, my mind goes to cracking and aching. Hell to get old.
ReplyDeleteThat's exactly what I thought of. And I am not even a police officer.
ReplyDeleteSteve, I can identify with your comment. I used to think of depends and relies as synomyns. Now, I think of DEPENDS as a necessary product I pick up for my elderly mother. Can I be very far away from needing those pull-up panties for myself?! Yikes! And when I talk to students about their sandals, I forget and call them thongs. Now they're called flip-flops and thongs are a dirty-string that rubs your...Uranus!
ReplyDeleteOh my!
11:42,
ReplyDelete"Boxers or briefs?", she asked.
"Depends," he replied.
Chief, TOOOOOO funny!
ReplyDeleteChief....
ReplyDeleteBest joke of the month!
Chief,
ReplyDeleteB1-033962 - let me guess, maybe they left the keys in the vehicle? They must have, since it has an immobilizer ignition standard from the factory.
Chief,
ReplyDeleteIf I remember correctly that "Depends" answer cost Bob Dole an election.
Gun Nut
Gun Nut,
ReplyDeleteNo, Ross Perot split the vote, but it was a cute joke.
Chief,
ReplyDeleteDid Crimeview Community get 86ed? I get a 404 when I try the link on the IMS website.
5:23,
ReplyDeleteMonths ago. The app may have persisted for quite a while after the links were removed, though. Did we miss a link somewhere, or did you have it bookmarked?
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