Chief, His next stop will probably be one of the local Pharmacies. Keep an eye out in the Viagra aisle. Four hours later you can probably expect a 911 call if he heeds the warnings on the label.
If you're thinking of adding undersized penis to the suspect's description, keep in mind, he may have been stealing the item to give to his boy friend.
I couldn't find anything to post that would make the cut. The closest I could come involved a peg leg but I don't think it would pass the 'mother test' either.
I am having such an Austin Powers flashback right now.
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ReplyDeleteHis next stop will probably be one of the local Pharmacies. Keep an eye out in the Viagra aisle. Four hours later you can probably expect a 911 call if he heeds the warnings on the label.
Gun Nut.
Chief:
ReplyDeleteIf you're thinking of adding undersized penis to the suspect's description, keep in mind, he may have been stealing the item to give to his boy friend.
Chief-The Mastergagu pump has a female equivalent. It's called the Lady Gaga. Probably in a different aisle at the store.
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I couldn't find anything to post that would make the cut. The closest I could come involved a peg leg but I don't think it would pass the 'mother test' either.
ReplyDeleteI'll keep looking.
Chief, do those things really work?
ReplyDeleteUsually if you have an 'issue' with that aspect of your life you can get one prescribed to you.
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