Haven’t read these, but I understand they are romance novels. This is lightly edited to protect identities and for brevity. It kind of reminded me of the morning after.
Haven’t read these, but I understand they are romance novels. This is lightly edited to protect identities and for brevity. It kind of reminded me of the morning after.
Chief,
ReplyDeleteI gotta know. Did she use the EPT in the bathroom? Did it come back positive?
Gun Nut
Attention Shoplifters:
ReplyDeleteSteal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters.
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Gun Nut
ReplyDeleteIt was a multi-pack, and when it was recovered, one of the individual tests was missing. I guess you'll have to draw your own inference from that....
Sounds like there is a baby Renesmee on the way...
ReplyDeleteIf you can't afford to buy your own EPTs, you can't afford a pregnancy, so maybe you shouldn't do what can cause fertilization.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if those romance novels had anything to do with her 'problems'.
ReplyDeleteI just noticed the titles of the two books she boosted, and the titles didn't surprise me. While the vast majority of that genre's fans are not crooks, most crookettes would be fans of that genre.
ReplyDeleteThanks ARRRRGH! I've been looking for new reading material!
ReplyDeleteI'm guessing the test results were negative. Otherwise, she would probably have boosted some clothes hangers.
ReplyDelete"Steal condoms. You may prevent the need to steal an EPT later. And you may stop the birth of the next generation of shoplifters."
ReplyDelete"Edward would NEVER say that!"
-Stickyfingers
Perhaps this is because he doesn't exist?!